Meatspace Player Auctions Everything But His Avatar

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080620/wr_nm/auction_life_dc;_ylt=A0WTcXGYhlxIRHYB3ASs0NUE

Man Fucks Airwolf

http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/27/mechaphiliac-admits-to-having-sex-with-1-000-cars/

Gore / Obama '08

http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1725678,00.html

Everybody's Racist and Sexist

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jJKBRXCtasc2fCZM-l6yiU2cjRaAD8UL38F01

Yahoo! Adjusts Headline to Suit Upcoming Merger with Microsoft

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080205/bs_afp/lifestyleusitinternettelecomcompanyapple

Terrorists: Nah, We Don't Have to Draw the Line Anywhere

http://www.ibnlive.com/news/mentallydisabled-women-used-in-iraq-bombings/57931-2.html

Bush Overwrites Email Backup with Skynyrd Discology

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7192731.stm