Better Headlines

Meatspace Player Auctions Everything But His Avatar

2008-06-21T17:59:00.000-07:00

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080620/wr_nm/auction_life_dc;_ylt=A0WTcXGYhlxIRHYB3ASs0NUE

Man Fucks Airwolf

2008-05-27T22:14:00.000-07:00

http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/27/mechaphiliac-admits-to-having-sex-with-1-000-cars/

Gore / Obama '08

2008-03-27T14:42:00.000-07:00

http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1725678,00.html

Everybody's Racist and Sexist

2008-02-06T16:00:00.000-08:00

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jJKBRXCtasc2fCZM-l6yiU2cjRaAD8UL38F01

Yahoo! Adjusts Headline to Suit Upcoming Merger with Microsoft

2008-02-05T16:15:00.000-08:00

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080205/bs_afp/lifestyleusitinternettelecomcompanyapple

Terrorists: Nah, We Don't Have to Draw the Line Anywhere

2008-02-01T10:57:00.000-08:00

http://www.ibnlive.com/news/mentallydisabled-women-used-in-iraq-bombings/57931-2.html

Bush Overwrites Email Backup with Skynyrd Discology

2008-01-16T13:44:00.000-08:00

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7192731.stm

Stresses of NFC Primary Crack TO's Shell

2008-01-14T13:04:00.000-08:00

http://www.newsday.com/sports/football/giants/ny-spdside0114,0,995945.story?coll=ny_community_guide_lihistory_promo

Clinton Blasts Media's Liberal Bias

2008-01-10T12:15:00.000-08:00

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/01/08/the-clinton-camp-unbound/

Stewart & Colbert Support, Don't Need Writers

2008-01-07T23:23:00.000-08:00

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/08/business/media/08latenight.html?ref=business

Tebow Wins First of Three Heismans

2007-12-10T13:34:00.000-08:00

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=maisel_ivan&id=3147187

Bush: We're Going to Avoid World War 3 If It Kills Every Last One of Us

2007-10-19T00:14:00.001-07:00

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,303097,00.html

Chloe Unable to Upload Breathalizer Schematics Fast Enough

2007-09-25T12:39:00.000-07:00

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070925/ap_en_ot/people_sutherland_arrested

Copycat Hoax Device Confirms Boston More Boring Than Ever

2007-09-21T09:01:00.000-07:00

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070921/ap_on_re_us/fake_bomb

No, I Said 'Nucular,' Not 'Nuclear'

2007-09-05T09:58:00.000-07:00

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/09/05/wbomber105.xml

Gay Bars Desperately Needed in Airports

2007-08-27T17:41:00.000-07:00

http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=57341

When You a Dog, You a Dog for Life

2007-08-25T16:09:00.000-07:00

http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_story_237145145.html

It's All in Your Head, 5-Year-Olds

2007-08-13T13:05:00.001-07:00

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070813/hl_nm/placebo_allergy_dc

Nike Focus Group Rejects Dog-Fighting Shoe

2007-07-27T15:40:00.000-07:00

http://wcbstv.com/topstories/topstories_story_208173804.html

Lohan Dunks Over Hilton, Shattering Backboard

2007-07-27T14:11:00.000-07:00

http://www.dose.ca/celeb/story.html?id=455848ef-97d1-4670-8664-09a7a986d4ac&k=70607

Cheney to Earn Free Difribrillator with Next Difribrillator Purchase

2007-07-27T13:52:00.000-07:00

http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSN2718705320070727?feedType=RSS

House Approves Open Season on Kurds

2007-07-12T16:11:00.000-07:00

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6896789.stm

Ex-Cop Is Everyone's 'Cool Uncle'

2007-06-19T12:15:00.001-07:00

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070619/ap_on_re_us/pot_cop

Dems: WIOD Exceeding Hot Air Limits

2007-06-14T11:18:00.000-07:00

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/broward/sfl-churricane13jun13,0,4183214.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines

No, Seriously, Hear Me Out. I Call It the "Gay Bomb."

2007-06-13T14:18:00.000-07:00

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4174519.stm

Bullied High Schooler Should Consider Hitler Mustache

2007-06-11T15:45:00.000-07:00

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=local&id=5387127

Rapper Dead in Debut Shooting

2007-06-11T15:35:00.000-07:00

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=local&id=5386990

Bloody But Still Breathing, US Constitution Crawls Out of Tanker Explosion

2007-06-11T12:41:00.001-07:00

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/06/11/breaking-bush-administration-loses-major-terror-case/

God Still Hanging Around in Prisons

2007-06-11T12:35:00.000-07:00

http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN0941203620070611?feedType=RSS

Magic Finally Invented at MIT

2007-06-07T13:00:00.000-07:00

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6725955.stm

Fox News Slowly Revealing Entire Network Is Satirical

2007-06-06T22:00:00.000-07:00

http://mediamatters.org/items/200706060006?f=h_topic